Saturday, May 15, 2010

NOBEL PRIZE

Is it not hilarious that Al Gore and Barack Obama have both received Nobel Peace Prizes for doing nothing about peace? Gore made a documentary about global warming that rivals Reefer Madness for zany overstatement. Obama spent a year apologizing for George Bush while continuing Bush's war policies.


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I think the Swedes are doing this on purpose, to mock us. It's like the Nobel Irony Prize now.

Next up for Nobel Peace Prizes are David Cameron, for (kind of) winning the recent British elections, and Oprah Winfrey, for publishing a magazine every month about herself.


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I also predict a Nobel Peace Prize for Madonna for learning to speak with an English accent, and one for the entire State of California for going broke.

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Those Swedes think because they are tall and have blond hair that they are entitled to laugh at us. Wait until global warming hits and their country gets really hot. When President Obama refuses to send them a trillion dollars to bail out Saab and Ikea, let's see who's laughing then.



3 comments:

  1. Yeah! I'm sure a British accent works a lot better than a Detroit accent. Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone.

    I do not believe our gov't would let IKEA fall.

    I am going to nominate Zuki for a Nobel Prize. She is very nice.

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  2. I would vote for Zuki too. It would set a better precedent,

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  3. Bravo! Love it all. Great writing. But I agree with Mrs. Bossy. IKEA fail?? Must not happen!!!!!!

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